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That really is what chickens do.

That really is what chickens do.

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Posted at 11:31 AM 02 June 2012

spiffyrock21:

OH MY GOD OKAY SO I WAS AT MY FRIEND NICK’S HOUSE AND HE SAT DOWN NEXT TO HIS PARENTS AND HE SAID “mom dad i’m straight…” AND THEY LOOKED SO CONFUSED BUT THEN HE SAID “STRAIGHT UP BISEXUAAAAAALLLLL” AND LEAPED OUT OF THE ROOM I’M NOT JOKING THIS IS HIS IDEA OF COMING OUT I’M GOING TO PISS.

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Posted at 11:27 AM 02 June 2012
destroyerofbacon: ircimages: My girlfriend and I wanted to cuddle, but we wanted to play Diablo too. This is what happened. you guys are my heroes

destroyerofbacon:

ircimages:

My girlfriend and I wanted to cuddle, but we wanted to play Diablo too. This is what happened.

you guys

are my heroes

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Posted at 11:23 AM 02 June 2012
slybadger: I see you girl checking out my suga lumps.

slybadger:

I see you girl checking out my suga lumps.

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Posted at 11:39 PM 30 May 2012

Fuck you, Tumblr.

So, I decide to look up the #Jacob tag, because I’m extremely bored and my life has no meaning, and you know what the first thing was?

Dude.

Butt.

Hole.

Just, straight up. Right there. Butt hole. And underside of balls.

God. I guess that’s the end of Tumblr surfing for now.

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Posted at 4:47 PM 30 May 2012

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Posted at 2:36 PM 30 May 2012

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Posted at 2:35 PM 30 May 2012

judgemilkman:

Toph is the best.

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Posted at 2:33 PM 30 May 2012
generationfree: lakilester: No one get’s lynched for exfoliating is the greatest come back I’ve ever witnessed. THANK YOU SAMANTHA WOJSZNIS.

generationfree:

lakilester:

No one get’s lynched for exfoliating is the greatest come back I’ve ever witnessed.

THANK YOU SAMANTHA WOJSZNIS.

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Posted at 10:32 AM 30 May 2012

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Posted at 9:20 PM 29 May 2012